“Lady Gaga”. Who the fig is this lady G.? Can someone please explain why should I bother not giving a bloody juicy damn about this “singer”? Yep, those are quotes, my young friends. Yep, they DO mean that I tend to consider anybody who changes dresses oh-way-too-often as someone too busy doing somewhat else, therefore, to be proficient in the Art of Singing. Because it’s an ART, you dolts, guess what? It has a fucking MUSE inspiring and protecting it! NO, NOT the band…oh just forget-IT. Maybe I’m too old, just plain and simply old, very old, ANCIENT even, I’m still not giving a fuck about another “singer” called “Madonna”, yeah, more quotes, I like quotes! And all those beyonces, rihannas, parishiltonkimkardashianschristinaaguileirasshakirasbritneyspearsesandWTF! WAY too many to be able even to start NOT giving a pimple!

And they do this, and they do that, and they do him too, and they dress like this, and they get married pregnant etc etc ETC. WHY, why oh why should I care about it? I can BARELY care about my many, many friends, they are dear to me and are a_lot. Spread all over the continents. I have a life, it’s enough! More than enough! Why the hell should I buy a newspaper to read whatever the fuck miss Suckitall is doing today, WHAT do I care? Can I just choose my own skank to follow, like: on the street? “Hey, you! Yes, you, Trashey! Tracey, whateva! I like you, let me follow the Epic of your Life! Please! Have a fan in me!” Sure thing I’ll get arrested, real pronto. How can people live like that? Meaning, with pictures of you being constantly taken, what a bore! Jeez-us. Talking about “camera whores”, these are “camera nymphos”! And they are ALL, unmistakably, unfailingly, dumb as hell! And they do one-dumb-thing-after-another, it would be more fun to watch someone playing Bridge! Any idea why Bridge didn’t really turn “popular” (background laughing) on the Net? I’m sure you got one.

OK, fine, I do understand there are some imbeciles who really cannot do without celebrities and their “swanky” lifestyles and lifetimes, but why drop pictures and articles about them in mainstream media??? No way! Let’s confined them where they deserve, some sort of media ghetto, like porn or manga.

Perfect for Ms. Lady G., she got the costume already!